Laughingly Yours

I found myself in the bus terminal drenched with rain at 2am today. The 6-hour trip dried my wet clothing but the full blast aircon of the bus left me frozen and shivering in my seat. On my way back home early afternoon, the sun burned itself so madly I thought my head would burst from too much thermo pressure. Half-way through the trip, the rain poured like crazy confusing my body cells that resulted in severe headache even before I'm home.

I quickly checked my e-mails after dinner and forgot to take my Advil because of the e-mail sent to me by Rhye. I laughed so madly and so crazily my headache was gone before I'm done.

GANITO KA RIN BA MAG-ENGLISH?

TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS LETTER, CONGRATULATIONS!!!..:)
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Please read with feelings….

October 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you think about but your very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner or later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you have it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about.

What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror.

I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.